Heard at the Huff household last night:
Steve: “Did you call me?”
Dana: “Not unless your name is that nasty word I just said.”
Steve: “Well, not right now, anyway.”
I had dropped a plank of wood from the bathroom cabinet I was assembling on my foot. I was hammering nails and searching for a Philips-head screwdriver. I was cursing and looking for the Allen wrench I had just put down.
After about two hours, I had put together a bathroom cabinet using the “easy instructions.” My sweet hubby was blissfully ensconsed in computerland.