Do you remember storTroopers? A few years ago, these wildly popular cyber paper dolls/avatar-makers swept the blogosphere (or at least Diaryland). I remember finding cast pages created entirely with storTroopers and even had one myself. Then, suddenly, the storTroopers vanished and the dreaded 404 error message appeared in their place. Did you know that they’re back? Yep. Better than ever. So that’s my del.icio.us link for the day. Oh, and here I am, in my typical “school uniform” of an ankle-length skirt and black cardigan, which protects me from the frigid air conditioner:
Is Benedict XVI the “Glory of the Olive”?
I remember when John Paul II was elected Pope, which is odd, because in that same year, Pope Paul VI died, and Pope John Paul I was elected and died. I don’t remember any of that. I just remember Pope John Paul II. I am not Catholic, but at the same time, I was saddened when John Paul II died. He had been Pope as long as I remembered. He had been the only Pope I had known. I had this feeling that the rug had been pulled out from under me in some way. A constant in my lifetime had changed. I knew he wouldn’t live forever, and I knew he was ailing and later, near death, but my reaction to his death was odd.
A couple of weeks ago, while looking for information about the papal candidates (papabili), because I knew nothing about any prominent cardinals who might replace John Paul II. In the course of my research, I came across this article. At first glance, it might seem to you that it was written after the fact, but I assure you, I read it weeks ago. It was then that I became aware of the prophecies of St. Malachy. I’m not saying I did research that verifies any of this, but there is enough information available with a simple Google search that satisfies me in regards to the last few Popes, anyway. In fact, it’s pretty creepy. So when the new Pope was elected and one of the students on a computer in the library announced it, I said something like “What name did he choose? Or do you know?”
The student said, “Benedict.”
My jaw dropped. “Are you serious?” I asked.
“Sure,” he said. “Why?”
“Nothing. Just some Catholic prophecy.”
Yeah. Some Catholic prophecy, all right.
So if St. Malachy is right, that means that Pope Benedict XVI is the Gloria olivae, the “Glory of the Olive,” then I find his first speech interesting:
Dear brothers and sisters, after the Great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me, a simple, humble worker in the Lord’s vineyard. I am comforted by the fact that the Lord knows how to work and act even with insufficient instruments. And above all, I entrust myself to your prayers. With the joy of the risen Lord and confidence in His constant help, we will go forward. The Lord will help us and Mary, His most holy mother, will be alongside us. Thank you.
The olive branch symbolizes peace. Because of Romans 11, many Christians also associate olives, more precisely, olive trees with Jews, thinking of themselves (Christians) as the branches grafted onto the olive tree, or made welcome as people of God, becoming part of the Chosen People. Is he the Glory of this particular Olive Tree? Is he in some way symbolic? Or will he simply be a man of peace? Or both? Or what?
I don’t know what to think, but I can’t deny I find it all intriguing.
Today’s Link
I still can’t figure out how to get del.icio.us to post automatically to my blog. I have checked and double-checked the CHMOD permissions. I tried re-uploading it several times, making sure that I did so in ASCII. I have SOAP::Lite. The path to perl is correct. Yet I still receive the dreaded 500 error when I try to access mt-xmlrpc.cgi. I give up. I’m beaten. But I’ll share my links anyway.
My first link is to Jazz Age Culture, which is a website created and maintained by Dr. Kathleen L. Nichols of Pittsburg State University in Kansas. Jazz Age Culture is just one page on Dr. Nichols’ site, but it is gorgeous. She has a huge number of links and a pleasing layout. The site is ideal for students or teachers working on The Great Gatsby or the Harlem Renaissance. Teachers, if you are thinking of making a webquest on either topic, you might find all you need to start at Dr. Nichols’ site. Roaring Twenties aficionados will find plenty to please, too. The site won a Best of History Websites award.
SpamLookup
I have been happy with MT-Blacklist. I have had no comment spam since I put in some common key words to block. I have noticed that more trackback spam seems to get through. I installed MT-Moderate, which seems to do a great job moderating trackback spam. Sometimes I would get 20 trackback spams a day, and while that is nothing compared to what larger blogs must get, it was still a pain to deal with. The last time I opened up Blacklist, I noticed a new item posted under “Blacklist News.” Brad Choate has come up with a brand new plugin called SpamLookup. If you manage your content with Movable Type, you should definitely check it out. If this works like it should, spam should be a thing of the past. If I haven’t convinced you, go see what Jay Allen had to say about it.
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Outside, or Here Be Dragons
In times past, when mapmakers drew their maps, they placed the cryptic warning “Here Be Dragons” for placed on the edge of the known world. The message was clear: Go past this line on the map at your own risk, and don’t say we didn’t warn you.
The very first dystopic novel I ever read was called Outside. After about fifteen minutes of searching on the WWW (yet another reason why the Internet is the coolest invention in my lifetime — thanks, Al Gore!), I discovered it was written by Andre Norton. Andre Norton, who also wrote as Andrew North, was a prolific science fiction writer. She was born Alice Mary Norton, and I can only imagine she used a male pen name because she wanted to be taken seriously in the predominantly male sci-fi establishment. I have been thinking about this book a little bit lately. Ironically, Norton died just last month. Sometimes I wonder about the way brain waves work.
Outside really appealed to me. I must have read it more than 20 years ago. I distinctly remember pulling it off the library shelf. Our library in Aurora divided the “Juvenile” section into three groups: J1 was picture books; J2 was early chapter books like Judy Blume or Beverly Cleary; J3 was the young adult novels. The blurb at Amazon says that this book was at reading age level 9-12, but my memory puts this book in the J3 section. Maybe it was. I suppose that isn’t really important. I remember being intrigued by the cover. If I recall correctly, there was a girl cast in a bluish light with a bleak city surrounded by walls in the background. I can’t confirm this, because I can’t find a picture of the cover online. I can’t remember anymore what the teaser inside the library dust cover said about the book, but Amazon says:
A young girl determines to find out what is “outside” the sealed off city in which she’s always lived but discovers that the only way she can get out is with the help of a mysterious rhyming man.
I remember really liking the book, but at the same time, thinking it was “weird.” That’s sort of the definition of dystopic fiction, isn’t it? I gather that Outside is difficult to find, now. That’s no surprise, given that it was published in 1974. I shouldn’t wonder if I could no longer find it in the Central Branch of the Aurora Public Library, even if I were able to go there to look.
Since then, I’ve read more dystopic novels. There are a few I am ashamed to admit I haven’t read yet; Brave New World and 1984 are the chief ones about which I’m embarrassed. However, I can recommend some very good ones, if you are interested (coupled with blurbs from Amazon, because I am feeling too tired to come up with my own).
- Fahrenheit 451:
In Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury’s classic, frightening vision of the future, firemen don’t put out fires–they start them in order to burn books. Bradbury’s vividly painted society holds up the appearance of happiness as the highest goal–a place where trivial information is good, and knowledge and ideas are bad. Fire Captain Beatty explains it this way, “Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to more popular songs…. Don’t give them slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way lies melancholy.”
Guy Montag is a book-burning fireman undergoing a crisis of faith. His wife spends all day with her television “family,” imploring Montag to work harder so that they can afford a fourth TV wall. Their dull, empty life sharply contrasts with that of his next-door neighbor Clarisse, a young girl thrilled by the ideas in books, and more interested in what she can see in the world around her than in the mindless chatter of the tube. When Clarisse disappears mysteriously, Montag is moved to make some changes, and starts hiding books in his home. Eventually, his wife turns him in, and he must answer the call to burn his secret cache of books. After fleeing to avoid arrest, Montag winds up joining an outlaw band of scholars who keep the contents of books in their heads, waiting for the time society will once again need the wisdom of literature.
- The Giver:
In a world with no poverty, no crime, no sickness and no unemployment, and where every family is happy, 12-year-old Jonas is chosen to be the community’s Receiver of Memories. Under the tutelage of the Elders and an old man known as the Giver, he discovers the disturbing truth about his utopian world and struggles against the weight of its hypocrisy.
- The Handmaid’s Tale:
In the world of the near future, who will control women’s bodies?
Offred is a Handmaid in the Republic of Gilead. She may leave the home of the Commander and his wife once a day to walk to food markets whose signs are now pictures instead of words because women are no longer allowed to read. She must lie on her back once a month and pray that the Commander makes her pregnant, because in an age of declining births, Offred and the other Handmaids are only valued if their ovaries are viable.
Offred can remember the days before, when she lived and made love with her husband Luke; when she played with and protected her daughter; when she had a job, money of her own, and access to knowledge. But all of that is gone now….
Funny, unexpected, horrifying, and altogether convincing, The Handmaid’s Tale is at once scathing satire, dire warning, and tour de force.
- The Lord of the Flies:
William Golding’s classic tale about a group of English schoolboys who are plane-wrecked on a deserted island is just as chilling and relevant today as when it was first published in 1954. At first, the stranded boys cooperate, attempting to gather food, make shelters, and maintain signal fires. Overseeing their efforts are Ralph, “the boy with fair hair,” and Piggy, Ralph’s chubby, wisdom-dispensing sidekick whose thick spectacles come in handy for lighting fires. Although Ralph tries to impose order and delegate responsibility, there are many in their number who would rather swim, play, or hunt the island’s wild pig population. Soon Ralph’s rules are being ignored or challenged outright. His fiercest antagonist is Jack, the redheaded leader of the pig hunters, who manages to lure away many of the boys to join his band of painted savages. The situation deteriorates as the trappings of civilization continue to fall away, until Ralph discovers that instead of being hunters, he and Piggy have become the hunted: “He forgot his words, his hunger and thirst, and became fear; hopeless fear on flying feet.” Golding’s gripping novel explores the boundary between human reason and animal instinct, all on the brutal playing field of adolescent competition.
Finally, I will end with a link to Kurt Vonnegut’s short story “Harrison Bergeron,” a classic of the genre.
Leave your own recommendations for me in the comments.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face for ever. — George Orwell
Cheers!
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Del.icio.us Links
Well, I seem to be getting a 500 error when I try to get del.icio.us to post my daily links. There is a problem with the mt-xmlrpc.cgi file. I don’t know what it is, because I tried all the common solutions:
- Make sure the file is chmod to 755
- Make sure it was uploaded in ASCII
- Make sure I have LWP::UserAgent and SOAP::Lite installed
- Make sure the path to the file is correct
- Make sure the path to perl is correct
- Tear my hair and scream
Yep, done all that. I don’t know why it isn’t working but I put in a help request at the Movable Type forums that will most likely get ignored, so I’ll let you know. Crankydragon, you got this to work. Any problems like this? I think all of my other cgi files are working fine.
Copying Crankydragon Again
Crankydragon finds the coolest blog tools. Starting soon-ish, you will be treated to posts from my del.icio.us links. I have set it to update at 7:00 daily, but I understand this is somewhat sketchy and unreliable. Still, I think it will be pretty cool if it works.
Comments
My blog friend Roger has mentioned several times in his blog that while he receives possibly thousands of visitors every day, he has very few comments. Sadly, he’s right. He’s probably one of the most interesting bloggers I’ve run across, too.
On the other hand, I read two blogs written by people most of us would agree are “celebrities.” There is nothing they write that doesn’t get at least 100 comments. Which begs the question, what is the reason people comment on something in a blog?
I don’t comment on everything I read. I have noticed that often I will receive comments on the most mundane bull while posts I’ve spent quite a lot of time researching, writing, and refining are completely passed by. Roger has noted this same phenomenon. In the entry I linked above, he notes that a blogger he reads wrote about her hair and received 30 comments. Some commenters cheekily commented that he didn’t write about his hair enough. However, he is right. I have noticed the exact same phenomenon. Frankly, people, it’s weird. I think the entry I have written, to date, that has the most comments, is an entry about how I have developed a fondness for department store makeup and salon shampoo. On the other hand, on occasion, I have directly invited reader response with a question and heard crickets. Real crickets.
I’m not inviting pity comments (ironically, you all will post comments to this, I feel pretty sure) so much as scratching my head over a phenomenon that I, like my friend Roger, find really perplexing.
Why do people comment? Why don’t they comment? Why does some odd bit of nothingness about hair and makeup incite so much discussion?
I’m Giving Up on Blackwood Farm
I’m giving up on Blackwood Farm. Yet another Anne Rice book that seems to be all exposition. Why? The most fundamental rule of creative writing is “show don’t tell.” I will always maintain that Interview With the Vampire and The Vampire Lestat were great. I liked The Tale of the Body Thief, too, but dammit, I’m not trying anymore. I give up on you, Anne Rice.
In other news, I did get BookQueueToo working. Actually, I didn’t. My host did. You know, they don’t suck. I thought they did after the debacle in August, but I’ve changed my mind. In general, they respond pretty quickly to help requests. They got Storable Perl loaded for me and now they have installed XML::Parser in the right spot. I can’t complain about them anymore. On the other hand, they never did figure out how to configure the MIME type to display CSS, but that’s OK, since I found a workaround.
What does all of this mean to you? Well, since I put Cane River back on the nightstand (and may or may not pick it back up again) and gave up on Blackwood Farm, it means you didn’t know what I was reading, and I know it was agonizing for you me. Now we’re all updated and life is grand. I sure do wish I could get into Cane River. I think it might be a good payoff. I can’t figure out why I can’t get into it.
I teach American Literature. I have a list of essential American novels that you must read, ranked in no particular order (except somewhat chronological). I purposely didn’t include drama or poetry. I didn’t link them, but they should be easy enough to find at Amazon or Barnes and Noble online or in your favorite bookstore. You can add your own favorites in comments.
- The Scarlet Letter
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
- The Awakening
- The Age of Innocence
- Ethan Frome
- The Great Gatsby
- A Farewell to Arms
- The Sun Also Rises
- The Sound and the Fury
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Of Mice and Men
- Fahrenheit 451
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- The Color Purple
- Beloved
- The Poisonwood Bible
For what it’s worth, I ran across this. I don’t know about the veracity of the statement that any such survey of college professors was taken, but if you want to be as well-educated as they hope the average college freshman is, have at that list. I haven’t read a great deal of it. The website’s author misspelled Edgar Allan Poe’s name, which is a pet peeve of mine. this list is better.
I’m very glad tomorrow is Friday. Long week. Don’t ask.
I’m So Tired
I’m so tired, I haven’t slept a wink,
I’m so tired, my mind is on the blink.
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink.
No, no, no.
I’m so tired I don’t know what to do.
I’m so tired my mind is set on you.
I wonder should I call you but I know what you’d do.
You’d say I’m putting you on.
But it’s no joke, it’s doing me harm.
You know I can’t sleep, I can’t stop my brain
You know it’s three weeks, I’m going insane.
You know I’d give you everything I’ve got
For a little peace of mind.
I’m so tired, I’m feeling so upset
Although I’m so tired I’ll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh.
He was such a stupid git.
Who was that? I hate it when other people channel my blog. I gave a presentation at work tonight. On the plus side, it was well-received. Everyone keeps talking about all the work I do. As opposed to what? I thought that was my job. I have had jobs that involved more paper-pushing. I hate that kind of thing. I hate involving myself in any way with student records.
On the way to work this morning I was thinking about my two-year tenure as a middle school teacher. Those of you that can do that job, I admire you. You are few in number. I am so glad it’s behind me. Even if I had to teach pronoun/antecedent agreement every day in high school, it would be worth it to stay out of middle school. When I think back on my own middle school days, I recall them as the most traumatic period of my life. I wouldn’t go back for all the world. No wonder the kids are impossible at that age.
I keep looking at the calendar. I am doing the end-of-year-teacher-freakout dance right now. Do you know I just reached the 20th century in American Lit.? We are hitting the most major of major points, and that is all. Don’t even get me started on how much I need to do with 9th grade.
I wish I knew for sure what I was teaching next year. I have some tweaking to do, whatever it is. I can’t spend three weeks on summer reading ever again, that’s for sure.
I read my students an article from a National Council of Teachers of English publication called English Journal about how perilous teaching English is. We all have our favorite books. Maybe even that book that made us want to teach. I cannot truthfully say that is true for me. I loved literature, period. I didn’t have one book that made teaching English a done deal. That was due to my high school English teacher. After I started teaching, I read The Great Gatsby, and it became that one book. The book. The one I hold the others up to. The benchmark. Ever since then, it makes me nervous to teach it. And this year, I thought, why not share that with the kids?
Fellow readers, if you were an English teacher (or even if you are one, Jennifer and Dana) which book would/does make you nervous to teach? Why?
I feel like Linda Richman. I might even be getting all verklempt.